drmattbenson-blog: I had a copy of Bitch Planet 2 in my 98 light blue Honda Civic, license plate 6RKS798 that I was planning to give away. Someone in north Orange County, CA stole my Civic last night. Maybe your followers can find them and ask if they liked the comc?
Eep.
They found it at a tow yard in Anaheim! The comic was gone, though. I had bought an extra copy and was planning to leave it somewhere a stranger would find it and enjoy it as a free gift. Technically, I guess I did.
Since you bring it up, is there work in the romantic comedies that you’re proud of?
Absolutely. These things aren’t easy. What’s hard is to make them look easy. Those kinds of movies are what they are. They get pooh-poohed by critics. They get pooh-poohed by actors themselves. And in a way I get it, but in other ways it’s completely unfair. There’s a buoyancy you need to make them work. I believe I gave them buoyancy. And some of the shoots were very difficult, with me trying to fight for the balls on the guy.
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ARTIST: R. North
MEDIA: Mixed electronic (Twitter/Tumblr)
TITLE: This Is Just To Say, “Not Much, What’s Up With You”
We recently asked for the public’s help in creating a new slogan for Epcot. The response was overwhelming. Thousands of people participated & many of the slogans were very good. Unfortunately, we could only choose one.
We are pleased to announce that “Take exit 67 off I-4 & look for the signs” is…
You eat peppers off the ground, lick your penis, and start yelping in pain—you do that and you get a coupeful of milk. Them’s the rules.
Vintage House Ad - Fun And Games Magazine
The Thing has no time for this bullshit, paid endorsement or not.
(Source: browsethestacks)
Sound Off
#CarolCorps in Southern California — can you sound off for me? I might need a favor. I think I have a rough idea of who’s in the area, but a roll call would help.
Let’s see. How shall we do this? I don’t know where the “allow replies” box went, so reblog with a comment, I guess? And if others could just signal boost, that would be great.
Ready to serve.
I AM ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR MIND:
The Big Mac song goes like this:
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame-seed bun.
BUT CHECK IT OUT: these lyrics don’t even mention the defining feature of a Big Mac: that it’s a double-decker burger. There’s a slice of bunstuff between the two patties! That’s really important! THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT A BIG MAC.
The Big Mac Song lyrics are actually describing a different burger! They are describing a mere double cheeseburger. Or, as you might know it:
A Double Whopper With Cheese.
Your argument is that they’re failing to mention the bunstuff in the middle but then you clearly missed the tomato in the middle of the Double Whopper With Cheese.
Please revise your theory before wasting my time any further.RESPONSES:
1 - Burger King’s slogan is “Have It Your Way” and one way you can have a Double Whopper Meat Sandwich your way is without tomato. OH SNAP
2 - Also, I’d argue that the Big Mac song is the minimum sufficient standard for a Big Mac: you can get extras put on it if you want, like oh I don’t know TOMATO
3 -CHECK AND MATE, REMEREBLOG
Occasional reblogs followed by months of silence.